I Need to Do More Blogging…

I haven’t written on this blog since May.

A lot of things have happened over the last year. Between losing my grandma and my dad in the first half of the year, things just haven’t been the same. I actually like blogging – writing my thoughts down and sharing them with the world isn’t exactly a hobby of mine, but I suppose it could be. I’ve actually enjoyed writing for a long time – since I was in junior high, I think.

The problem is finding the time and the appropriate subject matter to write about. I think it would be really neat if I could actually publish a book someday. Subject ideas range from roleplaying to trains and from technology to fiction. I’ve always had a knack for writing technical manuals – I can thoroughly cover a subject in a step-by-step fashion. As far as roleplaying, I could definitely see myself finishing up my ultimate campaign setting. Some of my ideas have been brewing for over six or seven years. Trains are a subject dear to my heart – although I could see myself wanting a picture book more-so. I could definitely write a few short stories. In fact, I already started one on my laptop that I occasionally write while I’m in bed.

I have so many ideas, just finding one and focusing on it seems difficult. I think I’m a pretty creative person and I have wonderful ideas that spring out of my head almost constantly. The problem is that they just keep coming and I can’t seem to focus on just one project.

Today, I decided that I needed to stay home from the railroad museum and concentrate on some projects here at home. I’ve been up since 5:00 am and now it’s almost 10:00 am and I have yet to start on them. Procrastination at it’s finest? Possibly…

Gas Prices Rise as Oil Prices Fall?

Apparently, the oil companies have developed some new kind of mathematics or are basing their gas prices on some sort of unknown variable. In the past, the high price of gas could be directly blamed on one of these factors:

  • The high price of oil.
  • A weak American dollar (which also affects the price of oil).
  • A disruption in supply (could be just about anything).
  • Political turmoil in the Middle East (which is also a disruption in supply).
  • The addition of government mandated fuel-additives for “summer gas”.
  • The law of supply and demand.

Now all of those factors make sense (I suppose), but what new factor are the oil companies using now? As of right now (May 6, 2011), the price of oil continues to fall, the American dollar continues to strengthen, the supply has not been disrupted, there has been and always will be turmoil in the Middle East, and demand is down. So shouldn’t the price of gas be dropping? After all, as soon as any one of those factors increase, the price of gas immediately increases, shouldn’t the inverse be correct? Apparently not. I filled up my car earlier this week at $4.299/gallon. Compared to some areas, that is pretty cheap.

When will the oil companies just admit that they are worried about only one thing – how much profit they can make? And the government doesn’t really care – they continue to subsidize the oil companies. The tax dollars generated for federal and state governments is kind of “easy money” that I doubt they would want to lose.

Back in 2006, I recall a conversation I overhead involving the vice president from an oil company. He stated, “we need to get gas up to $4.00 a gallon.” Looks like their plan worked like a charm. That statement wasn’t based on any sort of circumstance other than that the oil company wanted to make more money. I was so surprised by that statement that I called into a late-night talk radio show on my way home that evening. The host of the show couldn’t believe what he heard either.

Oil companies are run by nothing but a bunch of crooks. There is nothing wrong with a company making a profit, but when that industry affects every other industry, I believe they should have some sort of social responsibility and be accountable for their actions.

The Reader’s Digest Check Scam

So, last week my uncle got a letter in the mail addressed to my now-deceased grandmother. The letter states that she won a Reader’s Digest sweepstakes and was the winner of a $145,000 grand prize drawing. Enclosed in the envelope was a check in the amount of $3,980.56.

When I got the phone call about this check, my first thought was, “Oh, Grandma must have taken out another insurance policy that we didn’t know about.” But then when I found at that it was part of a sweepstakes, red flags starting popping up everywhere. When I got home to take a look at the check in person, I noticed a number of strange things. Let’s take a look at the envelope.

I blocked out some of the stuff to protect personal information, but there were several things about the envelope that I thought were strange. First of all, there was no return address. I could understand if Reader’s Digest wanted to keep everything private, but no return address? Secondly, my grandma’s name and address were printed on a label that was affixed to the envelope. Talk about cheap! For a prize worth $145,000, you would think that they could at least print her name on the envelope. Thirdly, if you look closely, you’ll notice that the stamp is from Canada. I have nothing against Canadians, but really? That was definitely the biggest red flag on the envelope itself. I knew something was up before I even took the letter out.

Now let’s move on to the letter. Again, I have blocked on certain text on the letter. Notice that there is no address anywhere on the letter. Well isn’t that strange?

The letter is printed on plain, tan-colored 20 lb. copy paper. If these con-artists up in Canada want to make the letter more convincing, maybe they should invest in some good quality paper. For goodness sakes – they’re barely even trying at this point. Don’t they have a Wal-Mart nearby where they can buy some linen résumé paper? They have the Wal-Mart logo at the bottom of the letter, so surely they know what a Wal-Mart is, right? Speaking of logos, why are all of those logos even printed at the bottom of the page? They’re not mentioned in the letter and you will notice that many of those logos are disproportional when compared to the actual logos for their respective corporations. Obviously, the con-artists sending this letter need a class in graphic arts, as well.

The letter is from Lynn Reid, the mouthful-titled Prize Award Administrator, but I’m really not sure who’s signature is on the letter. It definitely doesn’t say Lynn Reid. It’s also painfully obvious that the signature is nothing more than a poor graphic. I would think that on an important grand prize letter like this one that Lynn Reid would at least sign the letter herself with an ink pen. After all, they’re only sending out one grand prize letter, right?

The letter also assures us that they’re not trying to collect any personal or bank information. Oh, great! Now I completely trust these guys, because I know they’re not trying to take my money. In fact, the letter comes with a nice check.

The check is from the Colony Insurance Company in Richmond, Virginia and is drawn on a Wachovia Bank account in Oakton, Virginia. The check says that it’s paid on the behalf of Argonaut Insurance Company. Now what is the point of the check? I thought Grandma was suppose to get $145,000? Where’s the prize money? According to the letter, we’re suppose to talk to Customer Care Representative Lisa Kirgan in the prize distribution department. Surely, she will be able to explain all of this to us.

So my uncle calls Lisa Kirgan at 778-316-1600, which just so happens to be a phone number in Vancouver, British Columbia. (Hey, maybe that explains the Canadian stamp?) Sniffling, in a very unprofessional tone, “Lisa” explains to my uncle that he just needs to cash the check. When he explains to her that my grandmother just recently died, she tells him, “Oh, that’s OK, just cash the check anyways.” What? She even goes on to tell my uncle that my grandma mailed in her sweepstakes entry last summer. That kind of makes me mad, because Grandma had aphasia, a form of dementia that basically prevented her from writing letters or even signing her name. Talk about a deeply personal insult against the dignity of of my grandmother.

There are so many red flags popping up around this one letter, it’s ridiculous. I don’t know how people fall for scams like this. I’m putting all of this up here so that I might prevent an innocent person from getting scammed by these rotten Canadians. But what is the point of sending you a check? Well, if you read this handy information from the Federal Trade Commission, you’ll begin to understand. Basically, these con-artists will get you to deposit check into your bank account and ask that you wire them the money to “confirm” your claim to the prize. Then after the check bounces at your financial institution in a few days (and it will), you’re stuck paying back the money while the crooks have split with the cash.

Please, don’t fall for this scam!

Stephen Colbert Played D&D?

I was just watching the final moments of the Colbert Report on Comedy Central as the show’s host, Stephen Colbert, made a quipped reference to the roleplaying game Dungeons & Dragons. Naturally, it caught my attention and I had to dart to the computer to look it up. Sure enough, Mr. Colbert has indeed played D&D!

It’s always nice to see other nerds in high places.

Santa’s Elves are Really Gnomes

I’ve been thinking about this for years… but I decided to perform a quantitative analysis of the common Christmastime discrepancy involving Santa’s “elves”. I hate to burst everyone’s bubbles, but Santa doesn’t have elves building toys for all the good little girls and boys. Given my intimate knowledge of the subject, Santa’s little helpers are most definitely gnomes.

Allow me to provide you with my credentials in this subject matter (my nerd card). I’m a fan of all things fantasy. I’ve been playing the Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game for several years. I love the world of Middle Earth created by Tolkien in his Lord of the Rings trilogy and associated films. In addition, I was an avid player of World of Warcraft (until I realized how much of my valuable time it was consuming on a daily basis).

Anyways, an elf in each of the above references as well as numerous other references talk about elves as tree-hugging hippies who are just as tall as your average human. On the other hand, gnomes are very industrious height-challenged tinkerers who are constantly building and constructing all manner of mechanical devices.

Simply based upon those two sentences above, how could anyone even argue against the fact that Santa’s elves are actually gnomes? But this isn’t the first time that an entire race has been mislabeled by the ill-informed. Remember our Native American kin? They’ve been incorrectly referred to as Indians for centuries. Santa’s helpers deserve to be called exactly what they are – gnomes. What do you think?

HP’s Happy Baby Freaks Me Out!

I don’t know about everybody else, but the first time I saw HP’s new ePrint Happy Baby commercial, it kind of freaked me out. At first, I thought it was some type of car safety commercial trying to show parents how dangerous it is to let your child ride in a car without a safety seat. In fact, I wasn’t quite sure what was happening until about 3/4 of the way through the commercial. Once I figured out what was going on, I was impressed with HP’s ability to suck me into the commercial. Good job, HP!

A Brave New World

I’m glad the election is finally over with! This morning I woke up to a brave new world – meaning one devoid of political ads splashing across TV and the internet. I’ve never seen so many negative ads. The worst part is how “they” construed the candidates with so much negative spin. I’m sure there is a hint of truth in the all of the ads, but it got to the point of ridiculousness.

And online political advertising has gone to a whole new level. Even over at The Apheus Blog, I noticed a number of political ads appearing through my Google AdWords advertising blocks. I didn’t like seeing them there, but there wasn’t much I could do. I could turn them off, but I don’t want to lose the ad revenue.

The funniest part about this whole mess was the fact that I watched WSBT news gave a special report on the negative ads, only to turn around and show 3 or 4 of them during a single commercial break directly afterward. Well, it’s over with and we won’t have to endure this amount of political garbage for at least two more years. Now there’s something to look forward to…

Thank God Movies Have Gotten Better

This afternoon, I caught Superman IV: The Quest for Peace on Encore and I must say, I’m glad that movies have improved since my youth. I don’t claim to be an expert on film, but I do know what I like to watch, and watching Superman IV was very painful.

I saw so many things wrong with the movie that it made it virtually impossible to watch. According to what I’ve read, the production company ran out of money and had to cut so many corners that it ruined the movie. Well, it sure looks that way! The movie was filled with horrible special effects and I was disappointed that they couldn’t at least edit out the wires flying the actors around various scenes. I know special effects were more difficult 23 years ago, but come on – this is basically in the same era as Terminator, Ghostbusters and the early Star Trek films – all of which I enjoy.

Special effects don’t make the movie, but they help enhance the story behind the movie. In the case of Superman IV, there really wasn’t much of a story either and it was edited so poorly that the movie didn’t flow very well. In fact, I felt like I was picked up and dropped off by a high-speed train in the middle of nowhere over and over again. It’s no wonder that the Superman franchise went on hiatus for so many years.

I was happy to see the series resurrected in 2006 with Superman Returns, but then was equally disappointed to see that it wasn’t all that great either. It was a good try and I did buy it on DVD, but it felt like the movie was missing something. One of these days, somebody is going to take the Superman franchise and do it justice.

Brown Eggs vs. White Eggs

OK, maybe this is will spark some discussion, but I would like to know – do you prefer brown eggs or white eggs? I consider myself part of the brown egg crowd even though the experts have concluded that there is no real difference between brown and white eggs.

I have to contest the findings of the experts in that depending upon the origin of the egg, there is a difference between brown eggs and white eggs. Just by looking at the yolk of an egg, I can tell whether the egg came from a free range farm chicken or a factory farm chicken. The free range chicken tends to have a darker yolk (almost orange) and a more robust flavor. The lighter colored yolks from mega-farm eggs is lighter (definitely yellow) and has a less appealing flavor. While not all free range chickens lay brown eggs, that is usually the predominate color.

Growing up, we raised chickens here on the family farm along with other livestock. Once you’ve tasted a farm fresh egg, you can’t help but know that it is superior to the typical store bought eggs from a mega-farm. That’s not to say that you can’t buy a good egg at the grocery store, but I definitely prefer something I’ve raised myself.

I haven’t raised chickens for several years, but fortunately several family members still have them. That means that brown farm eggs are still available, but occasionally I will have to buy a carton at the store. When making my selection, I do my best to find a carton of eggs produced by chickens on a free range farm or cage free environment. They may cost a little more, but I think its well worth the money.

How Lazy Can You Be?

I was driving home from Plymouth this afternoon and noticed that they had painted lines down the middle of Muckshaw Road (at least as far south as Nutmeg Trail). I’m not sure, but I think this section of the road could be maintained by the Plymouth Street Department.

Well, at the end of the painted section, I saw a very interesting site: a dead opossum laying in the middle of road – painted over. Now I realize the poor beast was probably already dead when the crew painted over his lifeless body, but come on – were they that lazy? They could have very easily moved the road kill out of the way to probably paint the stripes, but chose not to.

When the opossum leaves its current position (either through decay or finally picked up), there will be a gap in the solid line. Maybe I’m OCD, but I have a feeling I will be looking for that spot every time I drive by. I thought about stopping to snap a quick picture since I almost always have my camera handy, but I didn’t have time since I had my mom’s dog in the car.